Ncj700

I was once friends with a kappa named Cucumber. We met on a Saturday. It had rained Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday! Come Saturday it was still raining, so I put on my yellow boots and jacket; and I took an umbrella, a bucket, and some cucumber sandwiches; and went down the lane to collect frogspawn. Along the way I splashed through every puddle, but thanks to the yellow boots my feet stayed nice and dry. When I got to the pond, I saw something floating on the water. It had big green eyes, so I thought it was a frog. But as I came closer it suddenly spoke! “I know it well, that human smell.” It wasn't a frog